| Let's face it, we've all been there… It's 2am, you've | | | | "How much have you had to drink" – Just 2 Litres |
| had about 8 drinks that you can remember and you're | | | | bro… |
| in the line up waiting to get into the club. As the line | | | | 8: |
| shortens, it's time to put your game face on… | | | | "How much have you had to drink" – Nuthing… I'm |
| The experienced clubber always has a few stories | | | | on the pingers tonight. |
| they prepared earlier for just this situation, however as | | | | 7:"How much have you had to drink" – Ummm just |
| you all know, sometimes stage fright sets in and you | | | | 5 beers or something cos I'm driving later… |
| just have a shocker. So to celebrate this unavoidable | | | | 6:"How much have you had to drink" – Just 3 |
| fact of bars and nightclubs, we asked bouncers what | | | | mate… "Where were you drinking" – Here but |
| some of the worst lines they've heard to try and get | | | | you's kicked me out before. |
| into a club. After an extensive investigation we've put | | | | 5:"How much have you had to drink" – just 4 wines |
| together our top 10 worst answers to the question | | | | – "Does that include the one you've got in your hand |
| "how much have you had to drink" | | | | love" |
| 10: | | | | 4:"How much have you had to drink" – Your only |
| "How much have you had to drink" – off I'm not | | | | asking that you cos I'm smashed if I wasn't smashed |
| drunk… | | | | you wouldn't ask me. |
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